Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
My boob is missing a layer of skin
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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