Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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