Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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