one two three fourrrrnication!
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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