your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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