i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Randomize
