We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
