PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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