I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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