Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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