okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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