He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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