im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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