You surviving the open bar?
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when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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