Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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