I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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