Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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