i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Dick very happy bro
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Randomize
