Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Even my vagina gasped.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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