When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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