i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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