i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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