These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I think i got beer on your cat.
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