i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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