i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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