the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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