He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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