No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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