dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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