I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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