At least make sure they are 18
Why
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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