I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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