i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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