I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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