Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I think a kid would responsible me up
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
this hospital has no fireball
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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