The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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