You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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