To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
