check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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