Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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