My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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