Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
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