she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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