Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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