At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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