My hand turned me down
I just threw up on my dentist
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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