You smell like stripper and shame
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
