i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Come see our sink grown plant.
we're making bets on your personal life
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Randomize
