just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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