yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
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its like you know when i get waxed
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